Archive - HomeBody(ish) Magazine

If I Drop Dead, Someone Please Feed My Dog

The tool every dog owner needs but nobody has created yet.

Jun 9 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Raising Kids is Like Being Slowly Pecked to Death by a Chicken

Not all of us want to bake cupcakes and sit on the PTA.

Jun 2 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

May 2026

Cabin Fever Is a Scam Invented by People Without Cabins

Why grown adults are paying good money to sit in the woods dressed like unemployed lumberjacks.

May 26 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Birds Can F**k Off — The Kristi Edition

Two women. One sparrow. Several crow vendettas. Zero emotional stability.

May 19 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

I Think My Nervous System Needs to be Earthbound

This summer’s wellness plan: If you're not barefoot, you might be overdressed.

May 12 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

April 2026

The Greatest Comeback Stories of All Time

They usually begin in places we would love to call HOME.

Apr 28 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Wouldn’t It Be Great If There Was a Confessional Substack?

People will spill their guts and tell you everything if you build the right room for it.

Apr 21 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

I'm Having People Over To Stare At Their Phones Later, If You Want To Come By

A desperate love letter to eye contact, the thing we no longer know how to make.

Apr 14 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

Some Days, The Idea of Homelessness Seems Like a Treat

Forgive me if that sounds like an insult to people who actually are.

Apr 7 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

March 2026

The Life You Keep Saving Up For Could Be Staged Right Where You Are

How to go on permanent vacation without even leaving your house.

Mar 31 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Disruptive Little Business Idea That Might Secretly Take Off

A tiny concept built on joy, low pressure, and very good vibes.

Mar 24 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

The Biggest Homebody Event of All Time

It may even be the reason you're doing what you're doing today!

Mar 17 • Kristi Keller 🇨🇦

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